I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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