I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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