how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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