i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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