I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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