I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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