And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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