dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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