Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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