Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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