Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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