Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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