You surviving the open bar?
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I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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