The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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