And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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