You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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