At least make sure they are 18
Why
Jerry, you need to find god
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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