hell yes lets make some ravioli
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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