4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Princesses don't give blow jobs
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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