so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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