i just google imaged poop.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
