I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just blew my weed a kiss
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
