I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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