I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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