It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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