We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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