It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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