Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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