My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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