Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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