yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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