btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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