how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
