OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Randomize
