out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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