Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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