How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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