Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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