had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
