Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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