Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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