So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I have post one night stand depression
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