at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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