I wish I could teleport
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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