: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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