I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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