i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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