Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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