its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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