Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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